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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 15th June 2020

Dilbert//11384, first published six years ago on Monday 15th June 2020

Real Data


Tags

decision, office workers, sarcasm, dumb, facts


Official transcript

Man: We need to make decisions based on real data!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE NEED TO MAKE DECISIONS BASED ON REAL DATA!

WHO DO YOU IMAGINE DISAGREES WITH THAT OBVIOUS STATEMENT?

UH-OH.

I JUST REALIZED IM DUMB AND NEVER KNEW IT.

I HEAR IT CAN SNEAK UP ON YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Data-Driven Decision Making"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two characters, Dilbert and his coworker, about the importance of data-driven decision making. The coworker is skeptical of using real data to inform decisions, but Dilbert's response highlights the importance of objective analysis.

Key Points:

  • The coworker expresses skepticism about using real data to inform decisions.
  • Dilbert responds by emphasizing the importance of objective analysis and real data.
  • The coworker is surprised by Dilbert's response and realizes the value of data-driven decision making.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the common practice of making decisions based on intuition or personal opinions rather than objective evidence.

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