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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 15th June 2020

Dilbert//11384, first published six years ago on Monday 15th June 2020

Real Data


Tags

decision, office workers, sarcasm, dumb, facts


Official transcript

Man: We need to make decisions based on real data!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE NEED TO MAKE DECISIONS BASED ON REAL DATA!

WHO DO YOU IMAGINE DISAGREES WITH THAT OBVIOUS STATEMENT?

UH-OH.

I JUST REALIZED IM DUMB AND NEVER KNEW IT.

I HEAR IT CAN SNEAK UP ON YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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