Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 17th June 2020

Dilbert//11386, first published six years ago on Wednesday 17th June 2020

Sarcastic About Safety

Tags

boss, education, office workers, safety, sarcasm, training

Official transcript

Boss: I hear you were being sarcastic about safety. Obviously, you don't take safety seriously, so I have to send you to a safety re-education camp for a week.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEAR YOU WERE BEING SARCASTIC ABOUT SAFETY.

OBVIOUSLY, YOU DON'T TAKE SAFETY SERIOUSLY, SO I HAVE TO SEND YOU TO A SAFETY REEDUCATION CAMP FOR A WEEK.

THAT WILL TOTALLY FIX THIS PROBLEM.

YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF AN EXTRA WEEK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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