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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 17th June 2020

Dilbert//11386, first published six years ago on Wednesday 17th June 2020

Sarcastic About Safety


Tags

boss, education, office workers, safety, sarcasm, training


Official transcript

Boss: I hear you were being sarcastic about safety. Obviously, you don't take safety seriously, so I have to send you to a safety re-education camp for a week.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HEAR YOU WERE BEING SARCASTIC ABOUT SAFETY.

OBVIOUSLY, YOU DON'T TAKE SAFETY SERIOUSLY, SO I HAVE TO SEND YOU TO A SAFETY REEDUCATION CAMP FOR A WEEK.

THAT WILL TOTALLY FIX THIS PROBLEM.

YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF AN EXTRA WEEK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Safety First"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert and his coworker, Wally, engaged in a conversation about safety. Wally expresses frustration with Dilbert's sarcastic attitude towards safety protocols, stating that he will not take safety seriously unless Dilbert is sent to a safety re-education camp for a week. Dilbert, however, responds by saying that he has already fixed the problem by buying himself an extra week. The strip pokes fun at the idea that people may not take safety seriously unless they are forced to do so, and that some individuals may find creative ways to avoid accountability.

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