Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 18th June 2020

Dilbert//11387, first published six years ago on Thursday 18th June 2020

Dogbert Teaches Safety

Tags

office workers, safety, training, simple, corporate

Official transcript

Dogbert: Welcome to Dogbert's corporate safety training. Don't touch anything, don't move around, and don't talk to anyone, ever! Thanks for coming.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO DOGBERT'S CORPORATE SAFETY TRAINING.

DONT TOUCH ANYTHING, DON'T MOVE AROUND, AND DON'T TALK TO ANYONE. EVER!

THANKS FOR COMING.

THAT'S THE WHOLE CLASS?

DON'T BLAME ME FOR BEING GOOD AT SUMMARIZING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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