Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 18th June 2020

Dilbert//11387, first published six years ago on Thursday 18th June 2020

Dogbert Teaches Safety

Tags

office workers, safety, training, simple, corporate

Official transcript

Dogbert: Welcome to Dogbert's corporate safety training. Don't touch anything, don't move around, and don't talk to anyone, ever! Thanks for coming.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO DOGBERT'S CORPORATE SAFETY TRAINING.

DONT TOUCH ANYTHING, DON'T MOVE AROUND, AND DON'T TALK TO ANYONE. EVER!

THANKS FOR COMING.

THAT'S THE WHOLE CLASS?

DON'T BLAME ME FOR BEING GOOD AT SUMMARIZING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Corporate Safety Training"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts a corporate safety training session where employees are required to wear masks and maintain social distancing.
• The instructor emphasizes the importance of not touching anything, moving around, or talking to anyone during the training.
• The employees are shown wearing masks and sitting at a distance from each other, with one employee commenting that the whole class is good at summarizing.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of corporate safety training and the absurdity of the rules being enforced.

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