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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 19th June 2020

Dilbert//11388, first published six years ago on Friday 19th June 2020

Doesn't Believe In Safety


Tags

employees, office workers, safety, sarcasm, team


Official transcript

Tina: Ugh, Dilbert is on the project team? That guy doesn't believe in safety.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

UGH. DILBERT IS ON THE PROJECT TEAM? THAT GUY DOESNT BELIEVE IN SAFETY.

JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, WHAT EVIDENCE OF THAT EXTREMELY WEIRD ALLEGATION HAVE YOU SEEN?

WHAT EVIDENCE DO YOU HAVE THAT YOU EXIST? SEE? ANYONE CAN DO THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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