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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th June 2020

Dilbert//11396, first published six years ago on Saturday 27th June 2020

Credible Data


Tags

managers & supervisors, sarcasm, technology, credible, data, problem, test, good


Official transcript

alice: i finished the data throughput tests, but the results are not credible because of a problem with the test.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I FINISHED THE DATA THROUGHPUT TESTS, BUT THE RESULTS ARE NOT CREDIBLE BECAUSE OF A PROBLEM WITH THE TEST.

DOES THE NON-CREDIBLE DATA MAKE US LOOK GOOD?

YES.

OUR NAME FOR THAT KIND OF DATA IS "CREDIBLE."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Credible Data"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between two individuals in an office setting. The first person states that they finished the data throughput tests but the results are not credible due to a problem with the test. The second person asks if the non-credible data makes them look good, and the first person responds with a "yes" and explains that their name for that kind of data is "credible." The comic strip humorously highlights the irony of using non-credible data to make oneself appear good.

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