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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 28th June 2020

Dilbert//11397, first published six years ago on Sunday 28th June 2020

Dating In The Age Of Coronavirus


Tags

attractive, contract, covid-19, dating, eyes, goodnight, kiss, lawyers, mask, masked, negotiations, office workers, single, technology


Official transcript

carol: it must be difficult to be single in the age of covid-19.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IT MUST BE DIFFICULT TO BE SINGLE IN THE AGE OF COVID-19.

IT'S NOT TOO BAD, ACTUALLY.

I'M IN CONTRACT NEGOTIATIONS WITH A SEMI-ATTRACTIVE WOMAN I MET ONLINE.

WITH ANY LUCK, I WILL BE ENJOYING A DOUBLE-MASKED GOODNIGHT KISS BY LATE NEXT MONTH.

THAT ASSUMES OUR LAWYERS DON'T MAKE TOO MANY CHANGES TO THE CONTRACT DID YOU JUST SAY SHE IS ONLY SEMI-ATTRACTIVE?

I'M JUDGING FROM THE PARTS I CAN SEE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UNDER THE MASK AND SHOWER CAP SHE WEARS ALL DAY.

YOU MUST LIKE HER EYES.

I LIKE THE ONE I CAN SEE. THE OTHER ONE HAS A PATCH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Judging by the Parts"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2020, revolves around Dilbert's attempts to navigate online dating during the COVID-19 pandemic. The story unfolds as follows:

  • Dilbert is searching for a new partner and decides to use a dating app.
  • He encounters a woman who appears attractive, but he is hesitant to proceed due to the challenges of online dating.
  • Dilbert's lawyer advises him to focus on the parts he can see, rather than the whole person.
  • Dilbert becomes fixated on the woman's eyes and decides to pursue her.
  • As they start dating, Dilbert becomes increasingly obsessed with the woman's eyes, even going so far as to wear a shower cap to protect them.

The comic strip humorously explores the challenges of online dating and the absurdity of focusing on superficial qualities in a partner.

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