Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 28th June 2020

Dilbert//11397, first published six years ago on Sunday 28th June 2020

Dating In The Age Of Coronavirus

Tags

attractive, contract, covid-19, dating, eyes, goodnight, kiss, lawyers, mask, masked, negotiations, office workers, single, technology

Official transcript

carol: it must be difficult to be single in the age of covid-19.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT MUST BE DIFFICULT TO BE SINGLE IN THE AGE OF COVID-19.

IT'S NOT TOO BAD, ACTUALLY.

I'M IN CONTRACT NEGOTIATIONS WITH A SEMI-ATTRACTIVE WOMAN I MET ONLINE.

WITH ANY LUCK, I WILL BE ENJOYING A DOUBLE-MASKED GOODNIGHT KISS BY LATE NEXT MONTH.

THAT ASSUMES OUR LAWYERS DON'T MAKE TOO MANY CHANGES TO THE CONTRACT DID YOU JUST SAY SHE IS ONLY SEMI-ATTRACTIVE?

I'M JUDGING FROM THE PARTS I CAN SEE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UNDER THE MASK AND SHOWER CAP SHE WEARS ALL DAY.

YOU MUST LIKE HER EYES.

I LIKE THE ONE I CAN SEE. THE OTHER ONE HAS A PATCH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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