Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 1st July 2020

Dilbert//11400, first published six years ago on Wednesday 1st July 2020

Cooties Contact Tracing

Tags

2 weeks, contact, cooties, doctor, doctors' offices, infect, physical, tracing, women, zero

Official transcript

doctor: we need to do contact tracing to determine who else you might have infected with cooties. how may women have you had physical contact with in the past two weeks?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE NEED TO DO CONTACT TRACING TO DETERMINE WHO ELSE YOU MIGHT HAVE INFECTED WITH COOTIES.

HOW MANY WOMEN HAVE YOU HAD PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS?

ID RATHER NOT SAY.

I'LL PUT YOU DOWN FOR ZERO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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