Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 30th June 2020

Dilbert//11399, first published six years ago on Tuesday 30th June 2020

Cooties Diagnosis

Tags

confirmed, cooties, diagnosis, doctor, medicine, opinion, professional, skepticism, symptom, test

Official transcript

doctor: in my professional opinion, you have a bad case of the cooties. we don't have any tests for cooties, but the main symptom is skepticism, and you have that.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IN MY PROFESSIONAL OPINION, YOU HAVE A BAD CASE OF COOTIES.

WE DON'T HAVE ANY TESTS FOR COOTIES, BUT THE MAIN SYMPTOM IS SKEPTICISM, AND YOU HAVE THAT.

COOTIES ARE NOT REAL.

DIAGNOSIS CONFIRMED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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