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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 18th July 2020

Dilbert//11417, first published six years ago on Saturday 18th July 2020

All Data Is Wrong


Tags

business, co-workers, data, entertainment, experts, guess, horoscope, inaccurate, new study, office workers, pandemic, sarcasm, face mask, covid


Official transcript

dilbert and dogbert watching tv.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

A NEW STUDY SHOWS THAT ALL DATA ABOUT EVER Y- THING IS WRONG.

EXPERTS ADVISED USING HOROSCOPES AND GUESSWORK TO MAKE DECISIONS.

MY COWORKERS ALREADY DO THAT THEY WERE AHEAD OF THEIR TIME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Horoscopes and Guesswork"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a red shirt and black pants, sitting on a blue couch with a yellow pillow.
  • A lamp with a white shade sits on an end table to his right.
  • The scene is set in a living room, with a TV on a stand in front of him.
  • A speech bubble above the TV reads, "A new study shows that all data about everything is wrong."
  • Dilbert responds with, "Experts advised using horoscopes and guesswork to make decisions."
  • He then says, "My co-workers already do that. They were ahead of their time."
  • The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of relying on unscientific methods in decision-making, poking fun at the idea that experts would recommend such approaches.

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