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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 19th July 2020

Dilbert//11418, first published six years ago on Sunday 19th July 2020

People Believe Anything


Tags

argument, business, people, believe, anything, whisper, campaign, rival, management, dumb, covid, pandemic


Official transcript

all parties wearing face masks.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M STARTING A WHISPER CAMPAIGN AGAINST MY RIVAL IN MANAGEMENT.

I WANT YOU TO TELL PEOPLE HE BUYS BABIES FROM THE POOR AND EATS THEM.

NO ONE IS DUMB ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT.

PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING.

NOT ANYTHING.

YES, ANYTHING.

FINE. I'LL TRY IT, BUT ONLY TO PROVE HOW WRONG YOU ARE.

HOW MANY DOES HE EAT PER DAY?

I NEED A NEW PLANET.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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