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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 23rd July 2020

Dilbert//11422, first published six years ago on Thursday 23rd July 2020

Empathy Sensor


Tags

business, empathy, feelings, office workers, psychology, sad, sensor, story, face mask


Official transcript

tina wearing face mask: you did not have sufficient empathy when i told you my sad story.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU DID NOT HAVE SUFFICIENT EMPATHY WHEN I TOLD YOU MY SAD STORY.

HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY MEASURE MY INTERNAL FEELINGS OF EMPATHY?

I USED MY EMPATHY SENSOR.

THAT'S A STAPLER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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