Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 24th July 2020

Dilbert//11423, first published six years ago on Friday 24th July 2020

Reasonable Assumptions

Tags

managers & supervisors, business, plan, reasonable, unreasonable, assumptions, job, face mask, sarcasm

Official transcript

dilbert wearing face mask: i ran the numbers, and your plan does not work under any reasonable set of assumptions.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I RAN THE NUMBERS, AND YOUR PLAN DOES NOT WORK UNDER ANY REASONABLE SET OF ASSUMPTIONS.

HAVE YOU TRIED "UNREASONABLE" ASSUMPTIONS?

WHY WOULD I DO THAT?

WELL, TO KEEP YOUR JOB, FOR EXAMPLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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