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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 2nd August 2020

Dilbert//11432, first published six years ago on Sunday 2nd August 2020

Tells The Odds


Tags

business, decision, estimate, managers & supervisors, miscommunication, odds, technology, wrong


Official transcript

dilbert: i estimate odds at a 70% chance things go well, and a 30% chance we lose money on the deal.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I ESTIMATE THE ODDS AT A 70% CHANCE THINGS GO WELL, AND A 30% CHANCE WE LOSE MONEY ON THE DEAL.

IF WE LOSE MONEY, WILL YOU ADMIT YOU WERE WRONG?

HOW COULD I BE WRONG? I'M JUST TELLING YOU THE ODDS.

IF WE LOSE MONEY, THAT'S ON YOU FOR RECOMMENDING IT.

UM... NO. I'M TELLING YOU THE ODDS AND LETTING YOU DECIDE.

BUT YOU'RE THE ONE SAYING THIS IS SUCH A GREAT DEAL.

I'M ONLY TELLING YOU THE ODDS, YOU PEA-BRAINED IGNORAMUS!!!

SO, YOU WON'T ADMIT YOU WERE WRONG?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "A Pea-brained Deal"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 2010, features Dilbert and his coworker discussing a deal involving odds. The coworker, who has a pea-brained Ignoramus, claims that he will admit to being wrong if the odds are against him. Dilbert, skeptical of the deal, asks if the coworker will admit to being wrong if the odds are in his favor. The coworker responds that he won't admit to being wrong, as the odds are in his favor.

Key Points:

  • The coworker offers a deal where he will admit to being wrong if the odds are against him.
  • Dilbert questions the deal, asking if the coworker will admit to being wrong if the odds are in his favor.
  • The coworker refuses to admit to being wrong, citing the odds in his favor.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of making deals based on probability and the human tendency to ignore reality when it's inconvenient.

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