Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 3rd August 2020

Dilbert//11433, first published six years ago on Monday 3rd August 2020

Boss Using Phone

Tags

cell phone, distraction, managers & supervisors, sarcasm, technology, business, disrespect, hear, face mask

Official transcript

dilbert: are you listening to me? it looks as if you are using your phone.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? IT LOOKS AS IF YOU ARE USING YOUR PHONE.

I CAN I'LL BET YOU DO TWO CAN'T EVEN THINGS HEAR ME, YOU AT ONCE.

RIDICULOUS MORON.

UH-HUH UH-HUH GO ON.

YOU SMELL LIKE OLD SOCKS, AND YOUR BRAIN IS MADE OF CHEESE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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