Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th August 2020

Dilbert//11435, first published six years ago on Wednesday 5th August 2020

Asok Analysis

Tags

business ethics, decision, managers & supervisors, numbers, analysis, experience, liars, department

Official transcript

boss: put some numbers on this decision so it looks a if we thought about it longer.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PUT SOME NUMBERS ON THIS DECISION SO IT LOOKS AS IF WE THOUGHT ABOUT IT LONGER.

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME TO DO THE ANALYSIS AFTER THE DECISION?

IF YOU NEED HELP, TALK TO ONE OF THE EXPERIENCED LIARS IN THE DEPARTMENT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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