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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th August 2020

Dilbert//11435, first published six years ago on Wednesday 5th August 2020

Asok Analysis


Tags

business ethics, decision, managers & supervisors, numbers, analysis, experience, liars, department


Official transcript

boss: put some numbers on this decision so it looks a if we thought about it longer.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

PUT SOME NUMBERS ON THIS DECISION SO IT LOOKS AS IF WE THOUGHT ABOUT IT LONGER.

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME TO DO THE ANALYSIS AFTER THE DECISION?

IF YOU NEED HELP, TALK TO ONE OF THE EXPERIENCED LIARS IN THE DEPARTMENT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Analysis After the Decision"

Summary:

The comic strip features a man presenting a report to his boss, who is skeptical about the numbers. The boss asks if he is seriously telling him to do the analysis after the decision, implying that the analysis would be pointless. The man responds that he needs to talk to one of the experienced liars in the department, suggesting that the analysis will be based on false information. The comic strip pokes fun at the common practice of doing analysis after a decision has already been made, and the potential for biased or inaccurate information to influence the results.

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