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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th August 2020

Dilbert//11434, first published six years ago on Tuesday 4th August 2020

Can Answer Questons


Tags

answer, business, delegate, face mask, managers & supervisors, meeting, project, question, sarcasm, awkward


Official transcript

boss: dilbert can answer any of your questions, but i have another meeting.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CAN ANSWER ANY OF YOUR QUESTIONS, BUT I HAVE ANOTHER MEETING.

NOT REALLY. I HAVE NO INVOLVEMENT IN THE PROJECT. HE JUST TOLD ME TO FOLLOW HIM TO THIS ROOM.

WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD.

HOW ABOUT I GO TO THE RESTROOM AND NEVER COME BACK?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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