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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th August 2020

Dilbert//11434, first published six years ago on Tuesday 4th August 2020

Can Answer Questons


Tags

answer, business, delegate, face mask, managers & supervisors, meeting, project, question, sarcasm, awkward


Official transcript

boss: dilbert can answer any of your questions, but i have another meeting.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CAN ANSWER ANY OF YOUR QUESTIONS, BUT I HAVE ANOTHER MEETING.

NOT REALLY. I HAVE NO INVOLVEMENT IN THE PROJECT. HE JUST TOLD ME TO FOLLOW HIM TO THIS ROOM.

WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD.

HOW ABOUT I GO TO THE RESTROOM AND NEVER COME BACK?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Awkward"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and humorous take on office life. In this particular strip, Dilbert is attending a meeting where he is asked to answer questions, but he has another meeting scheduled. He politely declines, citing his lack of involvement in the project and his intention to follow up with the person who told him to attend the meeting.

However, things take an awkward turn when Dilbert realizes he has gone to the restroom and never returned to the meeting room. The strip ends with Dilbert standing in front of a stall, looking confused and unsure of what to do next.

Key Elements:

  • Dilbert's sarcastic and humorous approach to office life
  • The awkwardness of the situation, highlighted by Dilbert's realization that he has gone to the restroom and never returned to the meeting room
  • The strip's use of humor to poke fun at the mundane aspects of office life

Overall:

The comic strip "Awkward" is a lighthearted and humorous take on the challenges of office life. It showcases Dilbert's signature wit and sarcasm, while also highlighting the absurdities of everyday situations.

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