Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 9th August 2020

Dilbert//11439, first published six years ago on Sunday 9th August 2020

Vendor With No Facemask

Tags

covering, face, face mask, managers & supervisors, plastic, required, suffocated, vendor

Official transcript

boss: can you believe a vendor tried to come in here with no face mask? i told him it didn't matter what kind of face covering he used, it only mattered that he had one. this is where my tale takes a dark turn. now peeved, the vendor stormed back to his car, where he had a bagged lunch. he angrily removed the plastic wrap from his sandwich and wrapped it around his head to serve as his face mask. he suffocated in minutes obviously.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN YOU BELIEVE A VENDOR TRIED TO COME IN HERE WITH NO FACE MASK?

I TOLD HIM IT DIDN'T MATTER WHAT KIND OF FACE COVERING HE USED, IT ONLY MATTERED THAT HE HAD ONE.

THIS IS WHERE MY TALE TAKES A DARK TURN.

NOO NOW PEEVED, THE VENDOR STORMED BACK TO HIS CAR, WHERE HE HAD A BAGGED LUNCH.

HE ANGRILY REMOVED THE PLASTIC WRAP FROM HIS SANDWICH AND WRAPPED IT AROUND HIS HEAD TO SERVE AS HIS FACE MASK.

HE SUFFOCATED IN MINUTES, OBVIOUSLY.

THAT THE SANDWICH?

WOULD HAVE GONE TO WASTE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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