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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 2nd September 2020

Dilbert//11463, first published six years ago on Wednesday 2nd September 2020

Becoming Golem


Tags

business, creature, cynical, doom, experience, face mask, golem, jaded, lord of the rings, office workers, work, coffee, sarcasm


Official transcript

asok: i've noticed that the more experience i gain, the more cynical and jaded i become. am i doomed to become a golem-like creature with a bad attitude if i work here long enough? no offense.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'VE NOTICED THAT THE MORE EXPERIENCE I GAIN, THE MORE CYNICAL AND JADED I BECOME.

AM I DOOMED TO BECOME A GOLEM-LIKE CREATURE WITH A BAD ATTITUDE IF I WORK HERE LONG ENOUGH?

NO OFFENSE.

NONE TAKEN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Golem-like Creature"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two coworkers, with the first coworker expressing a desire to become more cynical and jaded. The second coworker, however, is concerned that this attitude will lead to negative consequences.

Key Points:

  • The first coworker wants to become more cynical and jaded.
  • The second coworker is concerned about the potential negative consequences of this attitude.
  • The comic strip uses humor to highlight the importance of maintaining a positive attitude in the workplace.

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