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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 2nd September 2020

Dilbert//11463, first published six years ago on Wednesday 2nd September 2020

Becoming Golem


Tags

business, creature, cynical, doom, experience, face mask, golem, jaded, lord of the rings, office workers, work, coffee, sarcasm


Official transcript

asok: i've noticed that the more experience i gain, the more cynical and jaded i become. am i doomed to become a golem-like creature with a bad attitude if i work here long enough? no offense.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'VE NOTICED THAT THE MORE EXPERIENCE I GAIN, THE MORE CYNICAL AND JADED I BECOME.

AM I DOOMED TO BECOME A GOLEM-LIKE CREATURE WITH A BAD ATTITUDE IF I WORK HERE LONG ENOUGH?

NO OFFENSE.

NONE TAKEN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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