Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 3rd September 2020

Dilbert//11464, first published six years ago on Thursday 3rd September 2020

Boss Not Returning Messages

Tags

managers & supervisors, office workers, business, boss, fire, message, importance, sarcasm, employment, face mask

Official transcript

asok: our pointy-haired boss isn't returning my messages, do you think he plans to fire me?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR POINTY-HAIRED BOSS ISN'T RETURNING MY MESSAGES. DO YOU THINK HE PLANS TO FIRE ME?

NO.

PHEW!

GOOD.

YOU'RE JUST TOTALLY UNIMPORTANT TO HIM.

YES!

THAT'S WHERE I WANT TO BE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.