Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th September 2020

Dilbert//11465, first published six years ago on Friday 4th September 2020

Compared To Alice

Tags

business, comparision, face mask, good, office workers, punish, sarcasm, selfish, tragic, work

Official transcript

alice: you did great work on this...which has the tragic effect of making my work look less good in comparison.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU DID GREAT WORK ON THIS...

. WHICH HAS THE TRAGIC EFFECT OF MAKING MY WORK LOOK LESS GOOD IN COMPARISON.

WILL YOU BE PUNISHING ME FOR MY GOOD WORK?

YES, BUT THINK OF IT AS YOU NOT BEING SELFISH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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