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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th September 2020

Dilbert//11469, first published six years ago on Tuesday 8th September 2020

Management Got Virus


Tags

business, health, management, coronavirus, quarantined, work, wisdom, idiot, theme, face mask, sarcasm


Official transcript

catbert: the entire management team has contracted coronavirus and is quarantined. they asked me to tell you to stop working, because without their wisdom, you idiots will ruin everything. any questions?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE ENTIRE MANAGEMENT TEAM HAS CONTRACTED CORONA VIRUS AND IS QUARANTINED THEY ASKED ME TO TELL YOU TO STOP WORKING, BECAUSE WITHOUT THEIR WISDOM, YOU IDIOTS WILL RUIN EVERY THING.

ANY QUESTIONS?

NO, I THINK YOU COVERED THE MAIN THEMES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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