Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th September 2020

Dilbert//11470, first published six years ago on Wednesday 9th September 2020

Spreading Virus

Tags

coronavirus, covid-19, business, health, spread, face mask, happiness, immune system, medical, advice, doctor, manage

Official transcript

dogbert: they say the best way to manage the coronavirus is to spread it to people you dislike. the happiness you get from that will boost your immune system.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THEY SAY THE BEST WAY TO MANAGE THE CORONAVIRUS IS TO SPREAD IT TO PEOPLE YOU DISLIKE.

THE HAPPINESS YOU GET FROM THAT WILL BOOST YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM.

MAYBE I'LL GET MY MEDICAL ADVICE FROM AN ACTUAL DOCTOR THEY LEAVE OUT THE GOOD STUFF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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