Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th September 2020

Dilbert//11470, first published six years ago on Wednesday 9th September 2020

Spreading Virus

Tags

coronavirus, covid-19, business, health, spread, face mask, happiness, immune system, medical, advice, doctor, manage

Official transcript

dogbert: they say the best way to manage the coronavirus is to spread it to people you dislike. the happiness you get from that will boost your immune system.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THEY SAY THE BEST WAY TO MANAGE THE CORONAVIRUS IS TO SPREAD IT TO PEOPLE YOU DISLIKE.

THE HAPPINESS YOU GET FROM THAT WILL BOOST YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM.

MAYBE I'LL GET MY MEDICAL ADVICE FROM AN ACTUAL DOCTOR THEY LEAVE OUT THE GOOD STUFF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Happiness You Get from That Will Boost Your Immune System"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, sitting at a table with a cup of coffee.
• He is engaged in a conversation with a woman who is sharing her advice on managing the coronavirus.
• The woman suggests that the best way to manage the virus is to spread it to people you dislike, which Dilbert finds amusing.
• Dilbert responds by saying that he will get his medical advice from an actual doctor, rather than the woman's unconventional suggestion.
• The comic strip concludes with Dilbert leaving out the good stuff, implying that he will not follow the woman's advice.

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