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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 10th September 2020

Dilbert//11471, first published six years ago on Thursday 10th September 2020

Artificial Dumbness


Tags

business, cell phone, managers & supervisors, technology, software, invention, artificial, dumb, human, face mask


Official transcript

dilbert: my new software invention is called "artificial dumbness."

it acts dumb so humans will think they are talking to one of their own.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY NEW SOFTWARE INVENTION IS CALLED "ARTIFIESS DUMB- IT ACTS DUMB SO HUMANS WILL THINK THEY ARE TALKING TO ONE OF THEIR OWN THAT COULDN'T POSSIBLY WORK.

THAT COULDN'T POSSIBLY WORK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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