Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 18th September 2020

Dilbert//11479, first published six years ago on Friday 18th September 2020

Chip For Tracking

Tags

business, managers & supervisors, chip, track, employee, badge, convenience, excuse, coincedence, face mask, sarcasm

Official transcript

boss: we are adding a chip to your employee badges so we can track your social distancing.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE ARE ADDING A CHIP TO YOUR EMPLOYEE BADGES SO WE CAN TRACK YOUR SOCIAL DISTANCING.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CONVENIENT EXCUSE TO DO SOMETHING YOUVE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO ANYWAY.

THAT'S PROBABLY A COINCIDENCE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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