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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 19th September 2020

Dilbert//11480, first published six years ago on Saturday 19th September 2020

Wally's Restroom Time


Tags

covid-19, managers & supervisors, responsibility, employee, tracker, men's room, social distancing, business, face mask


Official transcript

boss: according to my employee tracker, you spent 45 minutes in stall four of the men's room today.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ACCORDING TO MY EMPLOYEE TRACKER, YOU SPENT 45 MINUTES IN STALL FOUR OF THE MEN'S ROOM TODAY.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID THE PURPOSE OF TRACKING US WAS TO ENSURE SOCIAL DISTANCING.

I THINK YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT SOME RESPONSIBILITY FOR BELIEVING IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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