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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th September 2020

Dilbert//11485, first published six years ago on Thursday 24th September 2020

Tina's Soul


Tags

business, business ethics, laptop computer, project, team, lying, garbage, insult, soul, conscience, face mask


Official transcript

tina tying on laptop computer: "no one on the project team could have foreseen that the problem that..."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

"NO ONE ON THE PROJECT TEAM COULD HAVE FORESEEN THE PROBLEM THAT YOU ARE A LYING PIECE OF GARBAGE.

WHO SAID THAT?

IT'S YOUR SOUL.

WE CAN'T HANG OUT ANYMORE.

FINE. YOU WERE SLOWING ME DOWN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Soulless Project Team"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between two individuals in a work setting. The first person, sitting at a desk with a computer, expresses frustration about the project team's lack of forethought, stating that "no one on the project team could have foreseen the problem that...". The second person, also at a desk with a computer, responds by saying, "you are a lying piece of garbage" and "who said that?" The first person then asks, "it's your soul. We can't hang out anymore. Fine. You were slowing me down." The second person, seemingly unaffected by the first person's words, simply responds, "fine. You were slowing me down."

The comic strip humorously portrays the absurdity of workplace conflicts and the sometimes-difficult nature of human interactions in a professional setting.

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