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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd September 2020

Dilbert//11484, first published six years ago on Wednesday 23rd September 2020

Business Lying


Tags

business, business ethics, managers & supervisors, lying, context, important, acceptable, sick, sarcasm, face mask


Official transcript

tina: is it lying if i leave out important context from my project updates?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IS IT LYING IF I LEAVE OUT IMPORTANT CONTEXT FROM MY PROJECT UPDATES?

THAT'S CALLED "BUSINESS LYING," AND IT IS TOTALLY ACCEPTABLE.

BUT IT MAKES ME FEEL SICK.

THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW YOU ARE DOING IT RIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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