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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd October 2020

Dilbert//11494, first published six years ago on Saturday 3rd October 2020

Proceed As If Nothing Happened


Tags

accomplish, business, face mask, managers & supervisors, office workers, people, project, technology


Official transcript

tina: why did you tell our boss i have the wrong people on my project?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHY DID YOU TELL OUR BOSS I HAVE THE WRONG PEOPLE ON MY PROJECT?

I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

IN FACT, I DON T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR PROJECT IS TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH, MUCH LESS WHO IS WORKING WITH YOU ON IT.

WILL WE NOW PROCEED AS IF YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME SAY THAT?

THEY ARE NOT THE WRONG PEOPLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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