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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 4th October 2020

Dilbert//11495, first published six years ago on Sunday 4th October 2020

Golden Age For Wally


Tags

6 feet, avoid, coffee, eye contact, face mask, grocery shopping, office workers, social distancing, upgrade, women


Official transcript

wally at coffee pot talking to Dilbert:: social distancing has been a great upgrade to my life. in the old days, women avoided me by at least ten feet. now i often get within seven. i think it's because i'm better-looking with most of my face covered. especially if i wear a hat and sunglasses. and i learned that women will talk to me if i walk the wrong way down a grocery aisle. they're usually complaining but at least they make eye contact. it's sort of a golden age for people like me.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

SOCIAL DISTANCING HAS BEEN A GREAT UPGRADE TO MY LIFE.

IN THE OLD DAYS, WOMEN AVOIDED ME BY AT LEAST TEN FEET.

NOW I OFTEN GET WITHIN SEVEN.

I THINK IT'S BECAUSE I'M BETTER- LOOKING WITH MOST OF MY FACE COVERED.

ESPECIALLY IF I WEAR A HAT AND SUNGLASSES.

AND I LEARNED THAT WOMEN WILL TALK TO ME IF I WALK THE WRONG WAY DOWN A GROCERY AISLE.

THEY'RE USUALLY COMPLAINING, BUT AT LEAST THEY MAKE EYE CONTACT IT'S SORT OF A GOLDEN AGE FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Social Distancing"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2020, revolves around the theme of social distancing during the COVID-19 pandemic. The main character, Dilbert, is shown engaging in various humorous interactions with his coworkers while maintaining a safe distance from them.

Key Scenes:

  • Dilbert is seen wearing a mask and standing behind a desk, highlighting the importance of social distancing measures.
  • He is shown avoiding physical contact with his coworkers, including a woman who tries to touch him, demonstrating the need for caution during this time.
  • The comic strip also touches on the topic of aging, with Dilbert joking about how people often make eye contact with him because he looks older due to his mask.

Overall:

The comic strip effectively uses humor to convey the challenges and absurdities of social distancing during the pandemic. It serves as a lighthearted commentary on the situation, making it relatable and entertaining for readers.

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