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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th October 2020

Dilbert//11498, first published six years ago on Wednesday 7th October 2020

Everyone But Ted


Tags

business, project, success, thank, twice, hear, slow, coffee, sarcasm


Official transcript

dilbert video conferencing: i'd like to thank everyone who made the project a huge success. except for ted, who made everything twice as hard as it needed to be.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'D LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE WHO MADE THE PROJECT A HUGE SUCCESS.

EXCEPT FOR TED, WHO MADE EVERYTHING TWICE AS HARD AS IT NEEDED TO BE.

I CAN HEAR YOU.

YOU'RE SLOWING US DOWN AGAIN, TED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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