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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th October 2020

Dilbert//11497, first published six years ago on Tuesday 6th October 2020

Height Advantage


Tags

company, employement, fired, height, hiring, managers & supervisors, pay cut, short, tall, video conferencing, zoom


Official transcript

boss video conferencing with carl: carl, i hired you because you are tall, but now it doesn't matter because everyone looks the same height on zoom. your height advantage has disappeared, so today will be your last day with the company.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CARL, I HIRED YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE TALL, BUT NOW IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE EVERYONE LOOKS THE SAME HEIGHT ON ZOOM.

YOUR HEIGHT ADVANTAGE HAS DISAPPEARED, SO TODAY WILL BE YOUR LAST DAY WITH THE COMPANY.

MAYBE INSTEAD YOU COULD CUT MY PAY TO THE SAME LEVEL AS SHORT PEOPLE.

THAT JUST MIGHT WORK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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