Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 14th October 2020

Dilbert//11505, first published six years ago on Wednesday 14th October 2020

Talk To The Experts

Tags

answer, bribe, experts, face mask, faster, managers & supervisors, opinion, plan, technology

Official transcript

boss: i can't approve your plan until i know what the experts say.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T APPROVE YOUR PLAN UNTIL I KNOW WHAT THE EXPERTS SAY.

I CAN SAVE US SOME TIME BY TALKING TO THE PEOPLE WHO BRIBE THE EXPERTS. I'LL GET THE SAME ANSWER, BUT FASTER.

OUCH!

THE TRUTH HURTS!

TAKE A DEEP BREATH.

IT WILL PASS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Bribing the Experts"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between two individuals, one of whom is trying to convince the other to approve their plan. The speaker mentions that they cannot obtain approval until they know what the experts say, and that they can save time by talking to the people who bribe the experts. The listener is shocked and outraged by this suggestion, but the speaker remains calm and confident, stating that it will pass.

Key Points:

• The speaker is trying to convince the listener to approve their plan.
• The speaker suggests talking to people who bribe experts to save time.
• The listener is shocked and outraged by this suggestion.
• The speaker remains calm and confident, despite the listener's reaction.

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