Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 14th October 2020

Dilbert//11505, first published six years ago on Wednesday 14th October 2020

Talk To The Experts

Tags

answer, bribe, experts, face mask, faster, managers & supervisors, opinion, plan, technology

Official transcript

boss: i can't approve your plan until i know what the experts say.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T APPROVE YOUR PLAN UNTIL I KNOW WHAT THE EXPERTS SAY.

I CAN SAVE US SOME TIME BY TALKING TO THE PEOPLE WHO BRIBE THE EXPERTS. I'LL GET THE SAME ANSWER, BUT FASTER.

OUCH!

THE TRUTH HURTS!

TAKE A DEEP BREATH.

IT WILL PASS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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