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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th October 2020

Dilbert//11506, first published six years ago on Thursday 15th October 2020

Safety Record


Tags

managers & supervisors, safety, record, industry, best, face mask, untrue, lie, idiot


Official transcript

boss: our safety record is the best in the industry!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR SAFETY RECORD IS THE BEST IN THE INDUSTRY!

THAT IS BOTH UNTRUE AND EASY TO DEBUNK.

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN TELL SUCH A LIE?

DO YOU THINK WE'RE IDIOTS?

MOVING ALONG...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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