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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd October 2020

Dilbert//11513, first published six years ago on Thursday 22nd October 2020

First Astronaut


Tags

astronaut, business, coffee, division, face mask, honor, question, safety, space, technology, test, mars


Official transcript

carol: our space division asked if you would accept the honor of being their first astronaut to mars.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR SPACE DIVISION ASKED IF YOU WOULD ACCEPT THE HONOR OF BEING THEIR FIRST ASTRONAUT TO MARS.

I DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD EVEN TESTED IT FOR SAFETY YET.

HE ASKED TOO MANY QUESTIONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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