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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd October 2020

Dilbert//11513, first published six years ago on Thursday 22nd October 2020

First Astronaut


Tags

astronaut, business, coffee, division, face mask, honor, question, safety, space, technology, test, mars


Official transcript

carol: our space division asked if you would accept the honor of being their first astronaut to mars.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR SPACE DIVISION ASKED IF YOU WOULD ACCEPT THE HONOR OF BEING THEIR FIRST ASTRONAUT TO MARS.

I DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD EVEN TESTED IT FOR SAFETY YET.

HE ASKED TOO MANY QUESTIONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Astronaut Screening"

Summary:

The comic strip features a humorous exchange between a space division representative and an astronaut candidate. The representative asks if the candidate would accept the honor of being the first astronaut to Mars. The candidate responds with a series of questions, including:

  • "I didn't know they had even tested it for safety yet."
  • "He asked too many questions."

The representative's response is not shown, but the candidate's reactions suggest that they are not satisfied with the answers they have received. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of astronauts being asked to take risks without proper safety measures in place, and highlights the importance of thorough testing and evaluation before embarking on a mission to Mars.

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