Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd October 2020

Dilbert//11514, first published six years ago on Friday 23rd October 2020

Nothing Is Totally Safe

Tags

business, health & safety, managers & supervisors, sarcasm, technology, test, reality, blame, face mask

Official transcript

boss: have you tested everything to make sure it is 100% safe?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HAVE YOU TESTED EVERYTHING TO MAKE SURE IT IS 100% SAFE?

NOTHING IS 100% SAFE. WE DON T LIVE IN THAT KIND OF REALITY.

BUT I'LL BET YOU WANT ME TO SAY IT ANYWAY.

IT'S MORE ABOUT THE BLAME LATER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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