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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd October 2020

Dilbert//11514, first published six years ago on Friday 23rd October 2020

Nothing Is Totally Safe


Tags

business, health & safety, managers & supervisors, sarcasm, technology, test, reality, blame, face mask


Official transcript

boss: have you tested everything to make sure it is 100% safe?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HAVE YOU TESTED EVERYTHING TO MAKE SURE IT IS 100% SAFE?

NOTHING IS 100% SAFE. WE DON T LIVE IN THAT KIND OF REALITY.

BUT I'LL BET YOU WANT ME TO SAY IT ANYWAY.

IT'S MORE ABOUT THE BLAME LATER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Blame Game"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, who is concerned about the safety of a new product. He tests everything to ensure it is 100% safe, but his boss is not interested in hearing about the potential risks.

  • Dilbert's Concerns: Dilbert is worried that the product may not be safe, and he wants to test it thoroughly to avoid any potential harm.
  • Boss's Response: The boss is dismissive of Dilbert's concerns, saying that nothing is 100% safe and that they don't live in a reality where everything is perfect.
  • Dilbert's Frustration: Dilbert is frustrated by his boss's lack of concern for safety, and he feels that the boss is more interested in blaming others for any problems that may arise.
  • Conclusion: The comic strip highlights the importance of prioritizing safety and being responsible in the workplace. It also shows how a lack of concern for safety can lead to problems and conflicts.

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