Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 25th October 2020

Dilbert//11516, first published six years ago on Sunday 25th October 2020

Refusing Customer Demands

Tags

business, customer, demands, face mask, fault, lose, managers & supervisors, refuse, sarcasm, technology

Official transcript

dilbert: as you instructed, i refused to give in to our biggest customer's demands and they canceled all of their orders.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AS YOU INSTRUCTED, I REFUSED TO GIVE IN TO OUR BIGGEST CUSTOMER'S DEMANDS AND THEY CANCELED ALL OF THEIR ORDERS.

I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO DO THAT, YOU FOOL!

YOU TOLD ME TO DO EXACTLY THAT.

I NEVER TOLD YOU TO LOSE OUR BIGGEST CUSTOMER!

YOU TOLD ME TO REFUSE THEIR DEMANDS.

BUT I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO LOSE THE CUSTOMER!

IT'S THE SAME THING!!!

THE IMPORTANT THING HERE IS THAT IT'S YOUR FAULT.

I GET IT!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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