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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 25th October 2020

Dilbert//11516, first published six years ago on Sunday 25th October 2020

Refusing Customer Demands


Tags

business, customer, demands, face mask, fault, lose, managers & supervisors, refuse, sarcasm, technology


Official transcript

dilbert: as you instructed, i refused to give in to our biggest customer's demands and they canceled all of their orders.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

AS YOU INSTRUCTED, I REFUSED TO GIVE IN TO OUR BIGGEST CUSTOMER'S DEMANDS AND THEY CANCELED ALL OF THEIR ORDERS.

I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO DO THAT, YOU FOOL!

YOU TOLD ME TO DO EXACTLY THAT.

I NEVER TOLD YOU TO LOSE OUR BIGGEST CUSTOMER!

YOU TOLD ME TO REFUSE THEIR DEMANDS.

BUT I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO LOSE THE CUSTOMER!

IT'S THE SAME THING!!!

THE IMPORTANT THING HERE IS THAT IT'S YOUR FAULT.

I GET IT!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Customer is Always Right (or So They Say)"

Summary:

This 'Dilbert' comic strip revolves around a conversation between a customer and a store employee. The customer, frustrated with the employee's refusal to fulfill their demands, claims to have instructed the employee to give in to their biggest customer's demands and cancel all of their orders. The employee, confused and defensive, insists that they never told the customer to lose their biggest customer.

The customer becomes increasingly agitated, pointing out the irony that the employee is now trying to lose their biggest customer. The employee, realizing their mistake, tries to rectify the situation by explaining that the important thing is that it's their fault. However, the customer is not convinced and continues to demand that the employee take responsibility for the situation.

Throughout the conversation, the employee's attempts to explain themselves are met with resistance and frustration from the customer. The comic strip highlights the challenges of customer service and the importance of effective communication in resolving conflicts. Ultimately, the employee is left to deal with the consequences of their actions, while the customer walks away seemingly satisfied with having made their point.

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