Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th October 2020

Dilbert//11515, first published six years ago on Saturday 24th October 2020

Lover Not A Fighter

Tags

business, technology, software, price, lover, fighter, report, human resources, bully, sexual discrimination

Official transcript

dilbert: i'd fight with you on the price of this software, but i'm more of a lover than a fighter.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'D FIGHT WITH YOU ON THE PRICE OF THIS SOFTWARE, BUT IM MORE OF A LOVER THAN A FIGHTER.

ARE YOU HITTING ON ME? YOU'D BETTER BUY MY SOFTWARE NOW, OR I'LL REPORT YOU TO YOUR OWN HUMAN RESOURCES.

OKAY, OKAY.

I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT.

WOW. YOU WERE RIGHT WHEN YOU SAID YOU'RE NOT A FIGHTER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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