Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th October 2020
Dilbert//11515, first published six years ago on Saturday 24th October 2020
Lover Not A Fighter
Tags
business, technology, software, price, lover, fighter, report, human resources, bully, sexual discrimination
Official transcript
dilbert: i'd fight with you on the price of this software, but i'm more of a lover than a fighter.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I'D FIGHT WITH YOU ON THE PRICE OF THIS SOFTWARE, BUT IM MORE OF A LOVER THAN A FIGHTER.
ARE YOU HITTING ON ME? YOU'D BETTER BUY MY SOFTWARE NOW, OR I'LL REPORT YOU TO YOUR OWN HUMAN RESOURCES.
OKAY, OKAY.
I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT.
WOW. YOU WERE RIGHT WHEN YOU SAID YOU'RE NOT A FIGHTER.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Fight or Report"
Summary:
- The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and frustration with office politics, in a humorous exchange with a female coworker.
- The coworker, attempting to assert her dominance, claims she will "fight" with Dilbert on the price of software, but only if he reports her to human resources.
- Dilbert, unimpressed, responds with a witty remark, implying that she is not a fighter and would rather engage in a verbal battle than a physical one.
- The exchange showcases Dilbert's signature deadpan humor and ability to navigate awkward office situations with ease.
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