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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 1st November 2020

Dilbert//11523, first published six years ago on Sunday 1st November 2020

Can You Zoom Now


Tags

business, technology, text message, video conference, zoom, call, response, anger, lack of response


Official transcript

dilbert sending text: are you available for a zoom call?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ARE YOU AVAILABLE FOR A ZOOM CALL?

TAP TAP

HE'S TYPING SOMETHING.

NOPE, HE STOPPED.

OKAY, HE'S TYPING AGAIN. NO, HE STOPPED AGAIN.

I'M AVAILABLE AT 2 P.M. TOMORROW, THURSDAY AT 9 A.M., OR NEXT WEEK ANY TIME AFTER THREE, AND NOW.

PERFECT.

HOW ABOUT NOW?

ANSWER COMING.

NO, HE STOPPED TYPING.

TEN MINUTES LA TER ANSWER ME, YOU JERK!!!

THIRTY MINUTES LATER DOES NOW WORK?

TOO LATE!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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