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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd November 2020

Dilbert//11524, first published six years ago on Monday 2nd November 2020

Boss Ear Piece


Tags

answers, blockchain, business, ear piece, evil, ignorance, managers & supervisors, smart, technology


Official transcript

boss: later i have a meeting about blockchain and i don't understand anything about it. i'll be wearing this earpiece, and i want you to feed me smart lines.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

LATER I HAVE A MEETING ABOUT BLOCKCHAIN AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

I'LL BE WEARING THIS EARPIECE, AND I WANT YOU TO FEED ME SMART LINES.

DO YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING EVIL?

SAY NO MORE.

GIVE ME THAT.

CONTINUED...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Blockchain and Evil"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and humorous take on corporate life, in a conversation with another character about blockchain technology.

  • Dilbert expresses his lack of understanding of blockchain and his desire to learn more.
  • The other character offers to feed Dilbert smart lines, implying that they will provide him with clever and witty responses to use in his meetings about blockchain.
  • Dilbert is skeptical and asks if he will be doing something evil, to which the other character responds with a cryptic "Say no more. I give me that."
  • The final panel shows Dilbert sitting at a desk, looking confused and unsure of what is happening.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the complexity and perceived evil nature of blockchain technology, while also highlighting Dilbert's signature wit and sarcasm.

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