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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th November 2020

Dilbert//11527, first published six years ago on Thursday 5th November 2020

Medicinal Coffee


Tags

addiction, coffee, health & safety, medical, side effects, tolerance, veins, doctor


Official transcript

wally in doctor's office: i drink so much coffee that i developed a tolerance for it. do you have any kind of medical-grade coffee that could take me to the next level?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I DRINK SO MUCH COFFEE THAT I DEVELOPED A TOLERANCE FOR IT.

DO YOU HAVE ANY KIND OF MEDICAL - GRADE COFFEE THAT COULD TAKE ME TO THE NEXT LEVEL?

YES, BUT SKIP THE IT HAS DETAILS TERRIBLE AND SHOVE SIDE IT IN MY EFFECTS.

VEINS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Tolerating Coffee"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a doctor and a patient. The patient, who has developed a tolerance for coffee, asks if they have any medical-grade coffee that could take him to the next level. The doctor responds that it has terrible side effects and advises against it. The patient persists, asking the doctor to skip the details and shove the coffee in his veins. The doctor is shocked by the patient's request, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

Key Points:

  • The patient has developed a tolerance for coffee and seeks stronger medical-grade coffee.
  • The doctor warns of the coffee's terrible side effects.
  • The patient ignores the warning and asks the doctor to administer the coffee directly into his veins.
  • The doctor is shocked by the patient's request, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

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