Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 6th November 2020

Dilbert//11528, first published six years ago on Friday 6th November 2020

Medicinal Grade Coffee

Tags

health & safety, office workers, business, health, coffee, strength, side effects, medicinal, plywood

Official transcript

wally with coffee: i've had a lot of side effects since i switched to medical-grade coffee. on the plus side, i can see through plywood, and i no longer need a tool to open jars.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE HAD A LOT OF SIDE EFFECTS SINCE I SWITCHED TO MEDICAL-GRADE COFFEE.

ON THE PLUS SIDE, I CAN SEE THROUGH PLYWOOD, AND I NO LONGER NEED A TOOL TO OPEN JARS.

YOU COULDN'T OPEN JARS BEFORE?

LET'S NOT DWELL ON THAT POINT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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