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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 9th November 2020

Dilbert//11531, first published six years ago on Monday 9th November 2020

No Performance Reviews


Tags

business, employment, managers & supervisors, sarcasm, technology, political, social, opinions, ranking, acceptable


Official transcript

boss in staff meeting: the company will no longer do performance reviews. from now on, you will be ranked on the acceptability of your political and social opinions.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE COMPANY WILL NO LONGER DO PERFORMANCE REVIEWS.

FROM NOW ON, YOU WILL BE RANKED ON THE ACCEPTABILITY OF YOUR POLITICAL AND SOCIAL OPINIONS.

DO YOU HAVE A LIST OF ACCEPTABLE OPINIONS?

THERE WILL BE NO HINTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Acceptable Opinions"

Summary:

  • The comic strip depicts a company's decision to discontinue performance reviews.
  • Instead, employees will be ranked based on their political and social opinions.
  • The protagonist, Dilbert, is skeptical about this new system and asks if there will be a list of acceptable opinions.
  • The response is that there will be no hints, implying that employees must conform to the company's desired opinions.
  • The comic strip satirizes the trend of companies prioritizing political correctness over individual freedom and creativity.

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