Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 8th November 2020

Dilbert//11530, first published six years ago on Sunday 8th November 2020

Banana Is Not An Apple

Tags

anger, apple, argue, banana, business, doctored image, google, managers & supervisors, search, wrong

Official transcript

dilbert holding out banana: i'm not hungry today. do you want my banana?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M NOT HUNGRY TODAY.

DO YOU WANT MY BANANA?

THAT'S AN APPLE.

UM... NO.

THIS IS A BANANA.

CLEARLY IT IS NOT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE MAKING ME DO A GOOGLE SEARCH TO PROVE I KNOW WHAT A BANANA IS.

SEE? THOSE ARE BANANAS. THIS LOOKS JUST LIKE THE PHOTOS.

THIS IS A BANANA.

THOSE IMAGES ARE DOCTORED THERE ARE A MILLION BANANA IMAGES! THEY ARE NOT ALL DOCTORED!

YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW YOU ARE WRONG?

BECAUSE YOU NEVER ADMIT YOU ARE WRONG.

GOTCHA!

THAT IS NOT A THING!!!

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ARE WRONG SAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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