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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th December 2020

Dilbert//11560, first published six years ago on Tuesday 8th December 2020

5 G Is 4 G


Tags

business, managers & supervisors, technology, wireless, service, 5g, 4g, complain, impossible, phone


Official transcript

boss: we are rolling out our new 5G wireless service today.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE ARE ROLLING OUT OUR NEW 5G WIRELESS SERVICE TODAY.

WE DON'T HAVE ANY 5G TECHNOLOGY.

IT'S REALLY 4G, BUT NO ONE WANTS THAT, SO WE CALL IT 5G.

PEOPLE WILL COMPLAIN.

THAT'S OKAY.

WE'RE ALSO MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE TO REACH US BY PHONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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