Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th December 2020

Dilbert//11561, first published six years ago on Wednesday 9th December 2020

Dogbert 5 G Testing

Tags

business, technology, 5g, testing, low-cost, phone, prototype, eggs, fry, silly, qualified, experts, safety, email, bill

Official transcript

tina: i don't want to sit too near your 5G phone prototype. i worry that it will fry my eggs.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DON'T WANT TO SIT TOO NEAR YOUR 5G PHONE PROTOTYPE.

I WORRY THAT IT WILL FRY MY EGGS.

DON'T BE SILLY. THIS PHONE WAS EXTENSIVELY TESTED FOR SAFETY BY QUALIFIED EXPERTS.

I NEED YOU TO TEST THIS 5G PHONE FOR SAFETY.

IT LOOKS FINE TO ME. I'LL EMAIL YOU MY BILL.

LOW-COST TESTING

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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