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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th December 2020

Dilbert//11561, first published six years ago on Wednesday 9th December 2020

Dogbert 5 G Testing


Tags

business, technology, 5g, testing, low-cost, phone, prototype, eggs, fry, silly, qualified, experts, safety, email, bill


Official transcript

tina: i don't want to sit too near your 5G phone prototype. i worry that it will fry my eggs.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I DON'T WANT TO SIT TOO NEAR YOUR 5G PHONE PROTOTYPE.

I WORRY THAT IT WILL FRY MY EGGS.

DON'T BE SILLY. THIS PHONE WAS EXTENSIVELY TESTED FOR SAFETY BY QUALIFIED EXPERTS.

I NEED YOU TO TEST THIS 5G PHONE FOR SAFETY.

IT LOOKS FINE TO ME. I'LL EMAIL YOU MY BILL.

LOW-COST TESTING

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Testing the Waters"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a humorous exchange between an employee and a customer at a low-cost testing facility. The employee, eager to demonstrate the 5G phone's safety, invites the customer to test it. However, the customer expresses concerns about frying their eggs, leading the employee to assure them that the phone has been extensively tested by qualified experts. Despite this, the customer remains skeptical and requests a bill, prompting the employee to humorously respond, "It looks fine to me. I'll email you my bill." The strip pokes fun at the customer's paranoia and the employee's attempt to alleviate their concerns.

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