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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 15th December 2020

Dilbert//11567, first published six years ago on Tuesday 15th December 2020

Ted Reimagined More


Tags

managers & supervisors, business, employment, unnecessary, job, budget, sarcasm


Official transcript

boss: when i say we need to reimagine your job, it means we no longer need anyone to do what you have been doing.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHEN I SAY WE NEED TO REIMAGINE YOUR JOB, IT MEANS WE NO LONGER NEED ANY ONE TO DO WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN DOING.

DO YOU MIND IF I ASK WHEN YOU FIRST REALIZED THAT MY JOB WAS TOTALLY UNNECESSARY?

IT WAS FOUR YEARS AGO, BUT YOU SEEMED HAPPY, AND WE HAD THE BUDGET TO PAY YOU, SO...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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