Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 16th December 2020

Dilbert//11568, first published six years ago on Wednesday 16th December 2020

Ted And His Laptop

Tags

managers & supervisors, employment, fired, laptop, technology

Official transcript

boss: today is your last day with the company, ted. so i need your company laptop back.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TODAY IS YOUR LAST DAY WITH THE COMPANY, TED. SO I NEED YOUR COMPANY LAPTOP BACK OR ELSE WHAT?

YOULL FIRE ME TWICE?

LET'S SAY YOU'RE NOT OFFICIALLY FIRED UNTIL YOU RETURN THE LAPTOP.

AND IF I DON'T BRING IT BACK, WILL I NEVER BE FIRED?

UM...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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