Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th December 2020

Dilbert//11580, first published six years ago on Monday 28th December 2020

Stapler Training

Tags

business, managers & supervisors, training, planning, meeting, stapler, safety, mandatory, fight

Official transcript

boss: dilbert, what have you accomplished since our planning meeting?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

, WHAT HAVE YOU ACCOMPLISHED SINCE OUR PLANNING MEETING?

THE PLANNING MEETING WAS THIS MORNING. ALL IVE DONE SINCE THEN IS TAKE A MANDATORY TRAINING CLASS ON STAPLER SAFETY.

BUT NOW YOU'RE FRESH AND READY FOR THE FIGHT?

ONLY IF IT'S A STAPLER FIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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