Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th December 2020

Dilbert//11580, first published six years ago on Monday 28th December 2020

Stapler Training

Tags

business, managers & supervisors, training, planning, meeting, stapler, safety, mandatory, fight

Official transcript

boss: dilbert, what have you accomplished since our planning meeting?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

, WHAT HAVE YOU ACCOMPLISHED SINCE OUR PLANNING MEETING?

THE PLANNING MEETING WAS THIS MORNING. ALL IVE DONE SINCE THEN IS TAKE A MANDATORY TRAINING CLASS ON STAPLER SAFETY.

BUT NOW YOU'RE FRESH AND READY FOR THE FIGHT?

ONLY IF IT'S A STAPLER FIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Stapler Fight"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a meeting where Dilbert's boss, Mr. Ratbert, announces that a mandatory training class on stapler safety is required for all employees. The training class is due to the recent "Stapler Fight" incident, where an employee was injured while using a stapler.

Key Points:

• Mr. Ratbert mentions the Stapler Fight incident as the reason for the training class.
• Dilbert is frustrated with the lack of relevance of the training class to his work.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a mandatory training class on stapler safety, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

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