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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th December 2020

Dilbert//11581, first published six years ago on Tuesday 29th December 2020

Microwaving Fish


Tags

managers & supervisors, microwave, fish, working from home, smell, rotting, corpse, cubicle


Official transcript

boss on phone.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ASOK, YOU NEED TO STOP MICROWAVING FISH. I CAN'T WORK WITH THAT SMELL IN THE AIR.

I'M WORKING FROM HOME. MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHECK THE CUBICLES FOR A ROTTING CORPSE.

MAYBE I'LL LET THE JANITOR DO THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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