Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 31st December 2020

Dilbert//11583, first published six years ago on Thursday 31st December 2020

Dogbert The Auditor

Tags

business, business ethics, consultant, company, fee, fraud, crime, report, question

Official transcript

dogbert: for a reasonable fee, i will audit your company and find any fraud or crime if it exists.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FOR A REASONABLE FEE, I WILL AUDIT YOUR COMPANY AND FIND ANY FRAUD OR CRIME IF IT EXISTS.

WHAT'S TO STOP YOU FROM TAKING BRIBES FROM THE FRAUDSTERS AND REPORTING THAT EVERYTHING IS FINE?

MY BUSINESS MODEL DEPENDS ON YOU NOT ASKING THAT KIND OF QUESTION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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